I was like, well, all right: strap in, put your seat belts on, five-point harness on, because we're going to hit the wall.

我过去有过不平静时期，但是今年肯定算创了一个”不平静“新纪录：系好，绑好安全带，五点安全位置，因为我们要撞墙啦。

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You wear a five-point harness, and the controls are a bit like a powerboat: you control the throttle with one hand, pitch with the other.

BBC: Polar express